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Patient : I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?   Doctor　　: You've had an accident involving a train.   Patient : What happened?   Doctor　　: Well, I've got some good news and some bad   news. Which would you like to hear first?   Patient : Well... The bad news first ..   Doctor　　: Your legs were injured so badly that we had   to amputate both of them.　　 Patient : That's terrible! What's the good news?   Doctor　　: There's a guy in the next ward who made a   very good offer on your　　slippers.

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