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How many witches does it take to change a Light bulb?
Depends on what you want it changed into...
How many T.V. evangelists does it take to change a Light bulb?
One. But for the message of hope to continue to go forth,
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Q: How many Yuppies does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to call the electrician and one to mix the martinis.
Q: How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. "You gotta hardware problem? Call the maintenance engineer".
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
There is nothing wrong with that lightbulb and my client
demands an immediate apology and damages!
How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but it takes forty-nine visits!
How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.
How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to screw it almost all the way in and the other to
give it a surprising twist at the end.
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