10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is Going Under来自jisuwa.com
1. They start paying everyone in sea shells.
2. The Dairy Queen on the corner is threatening a hostile takeover.
3. When you say, "See you tomorrow," the watchman laughs uncontrollably.
4. The chairman walks by your desk and says, "Hey, Hey! Easy on the staples!"
5. The initials of your company are "G.M."
6. Conference room has been turned into chinchilla farm.
7. Conversations at the water cooler are mainly with yourself.
8. Your boss casually asks you if you know anything about starting fires.
9. You get a lot of memos in Japanese.
10. Your boss asks you not to cash your check until next week.
英语篇相关推荐
- Only when he’s drunk!
- Programmer’s Translation
- Engineer in Hell
- Men & Women: The Difference
- Prison VS. Work Debate
- Bill Clintons
- it’s the same dog!
- Two copies
- Idiots
- Facts about raising children
- bad news and very bad news
- 10 Ways to Tell If Your Company is Going Under
- 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
- Only In America...
- say sorry
- Going to the Bar?
- Misc Politics
- Yo mama so...
- cost of tooth
- Why A Christmas Tree Is Better Than A Women
- A short history of medicine
- Blonde Quickies
- 20 George Carlin - Things to think about
- Yo mama so ugly...