Warning Signs that you Might Need a New Lawyer来自jisuwa.com
He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
He picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
He tells you that he has never told a lie.
A big sign in his office says: "Don't ask me."
His Law Firm is "Dewey, Cheathm & How!"
He asks the Judge, "How is your wife and my kids?"
A prison guard is shaving your head.
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