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Male vs. Female Vocabulary来自jisuwa.com

THINGY (thing-ee) n.  female: Any part under a car's hood.  male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.  female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.  male: Playing football without a helmet.
COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.  female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.  male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.
BUTT (but) n  female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger."  male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, home run, or goal.  Also good for mooning.
COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n  female: A desire to get married and raise a family.  male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.
ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.  female: A good movie, concert, play or book.  male: Anything that can be done while drinking
FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.  female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion.  male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male  bonding.
REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n  female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.  male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

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